Gianni Infantino
International Representative Board Member, Gianni Infantino
If ever Dr Truthwright had a spiritual ‘other’ it is FIFA boss and latest HHDRS Board member Gianni Infantino.
The unnatural fusion between the two may stem from both being named in the Panama Papers, or simply they have both endured a barrage of inquiries, from Norway to the United States government.
While each man was mediocre at playing sport, both have seen the real money and power, not in running around a sports field covered in sweat, but in the financial influence that can be gained in managing a sport.
Like Truthwright’s Global Cockfighting empire, Gianni uses soccer to nudge events and pots of money to fill the right troughs and get the right outcomes.
Like Truthwright, he knows which side of his panino is buttered. Like Truthwright, a Swiss criminal investigation was also dropped, and the two rack-up enemies around the world, envious of their commitments to elite sport.
Like Truthwright Gianni has faced unfounded accusations and court challenges to a raft of accusations.
Having awarded US President Donald Trump the newly minted FIFA Peace Prize (as the arse-clowns at the Nobel Institute would not know shit from clay and prevented it), unrelatedly, President Trump has promoted Gianni as the next United Nations Secretary-General.
With Gianni’s other key commitment as a member of the International Olympic Committee, you can hear the excited clucking from the Cockring as the dream of securing cockfighting as an Olympic event draws ever closer.
“When I told Gianni I could actually identify and delineate a range of non-communist currencies by smell alone, it caused an involuntary bout of priapism. He could hardly sit still. It is this quality that says – ‘Help me lead the HHDRS.’”